Absurd, but true…

• Nebraska State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit against God, claiming God made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.” The judge denied the suit saying the Almighty wasn’t properly served, because of his unlisted home address.

• A Canadian woman was arrested after having her 9-year-old daughter drive her home following a night of drinking. Ontario police pulled the car over, because there appeared to be “no driver”. When they looked in the car, they saw the tiny girl sitting behind the wheel on her mother’s back, as she lay passed out face down on the seat.

• Iran failed Friday in Tehran to register what it said would be the world’s largest sandwich in the Guinness book of World Records. It was purported to be a 4,921 long sandwich of ostrich meat and chicken. But as the sandwich was about to be measured, the watching crowd rushed the sandwich — and ate every bit in less than a minute. Now that’s ‘fast’ food.

• An Auckland, New Zealand man was sentenced to community work after being found guilty of cruelty to a mouse. Lindsay Rowles pleaded guilty after he grabbed a mouse from a woman’s cleavage, and killed it. Prosecutors felt the sentence was warranted, though they agreed it was a ticklish situation.

• A Kanawha County, Washington man was arrested for DUI and them also charged with the malicious ‘passing of gas’. Officers claimed 34-year-old Jose Cruz released then fanned the foul and odorous gas in their direction when they stopped him. Official record claims a criminal use of flatulence. Personally, I think the charge stinks!

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