Sumpthin’ funny judge?

Often truth is stranger than fiction. Following here are short bits of courtroom of dialog that actuaally took place between a lawyer and a witness.

“Are you married?”
“No, I’m divorced.”
“And what did your husband do before you divorced him?”
“A lot of things I didn’t know about.”

“Could you see him from where you were standing?”
“I could see his head.”
“And where was his head?”
“Just above his shoulders.”

“Can you describe the individual?”
“He was about medium height and had a beard.”
“Was this a male, or a female?”

“How was your first marriage terminated?”
“By death.”
“And by whose death was it terminated?”

“Do you recall the time that you examined the body?”
“The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.”
“And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?”

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